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Mitt Romney Is A Shape-Shifter


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Randi, I met a shape-shifter once when I was about 22. I was at a gay bar in The Castro. A man came up and sat next to me. I went to use the restroom, returned. He mentioned he was a friend of my room mate David. I finished my drink. Within minutes something strange happened.

He offered me a ride home. When I got in the truck I blacked out (immediately). When I came to we were on a highway and I looked at the radio.

There was music playing but no radio.

I looked over at him and in slow motion, he turned his head towards the drivers window. I watched his arm. The hair on his arm receded BACK into his skin.

He flashed his face back at me and said "ding dong". This creature had changed its appearance and now had blond hair (it was first black).

He looked back to the window and re-changed back to what he looked like before.

Then the non-existent radio stared changing stations.

That's when I blacked out again.

The rest of this TRUE story is too graphic (gay sexual intercourse you get the picture) and I distinctly remember the clock radio next to his bed changing to different times.

I am willing to take a lie detector LIVE on your show to prove this is true.

Forever,

LL



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Randi, I met a shape-shifter once when I was about 22. I was at a gay bar in The Castro. A man came up and sat next to me. I went to use the restroom, returned. He mentioned he was a friend of my room mate David. I finished my drink. Within minutes something strange happened.

He offered me a ride home. When I got in the truck I blacked out (immediately). When I came to we were on a highway and I looked at the radio.

There was music playing but no radio.

I looked over at him and in slow motion, he turned his head towards the drivers window. I watched his arm. The hair on his arm receded BACK into his skin.

He flashed his face back at me and said "ding dong". This creature had changed its appearance and now had blond hair (it was first black).

He looked back to the window and re-changed back to what he looked like before.

Then the non-existent radio stared changing stations.

That's when I blacked out again.

The rest of this TRUE story is too graphic (gay sexual intercourse you get the picture) and I distinctly remember the clock radio next to his bed changing to different times.

I am willing to take a lie detector LIVE on your show to prove this is true.

Forever,

LL

i conjured up the opening in "The Twilight Zone Movie" with Aykroyd with this story

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I have never had hallucinations like that. I tried, god how I tried, but I never reached that level of blastiscity.I love making up new words.

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